Open Mike Eagle

Furniture Eater.

Making Smoke Soup.

Ugly Heart Raps.


Good morning.


Good morning.

me too.

me too.

(Source: pineamongtheoaks, via the-gifs-of-they)

“For those who enjoy the single, Dark Comedy drops June 10 and is currently available for pre-order on Itunes. The official album listening party is May 1 at The Mint in L.A. There will be rapping, comedy, and possibly an assortment of fair trade cheeses. Additionally, there are rumors that Eagle will deliver a flawless Stone Cold Stunner on stage before signing fans’ WWE merchandise. We may be making up that last part, but god almight, we hope it’s true.”

This is the cover to my new single Dark Comedy Morning Show. 

I’m about to go do laundry but you should go listen to it at @NoiseyMusic

You’ll also find out how to pre order it and when it will be released. 

I’d like to stay and chat but all the clothes are dirty.

“Since many will be in need of an introduction, Open Mike Eagle released album opener “Dark Comedy Morning Show” (feat. Toy Light), which occupies the awkward moments of a hypothetical situation in which Steven Wright, armed with outsider opinions on rap, shows up to Sway’s Morning Show. Open Mike Eagle has already endorsed the philosophies of Gallagher (Hot Sugar’s “Watermelon”), so bringing his anxiety towards the rap genre, Google data paranoia, and suppressing his murder fantasies of the upper class is not done for shock value. It’s a primer for uninitiated, which will either send you running or have you pulling up a chair, lingering on the next bar of sardonic wit.”

first single and album announcement for Dark Comedy. out 6/10/14
Tickets available at themintLA dot com. Also that’s milo’s hand. Also wc tank took this picture. Also I made it look like a cartoon for my own amusement. Anyway buy a ticket so they keep letting me do these.

cassette: hellfyre club _____ (5 underscores) (im just bein honest) (by spicymmmmm)

unboxing the mystery tape.